Bright Idea

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/od_nm/pakistan_bulb_dc_1

HAIL SATAN MOTHERFUCKER!

By satan i mean this guy.

stupid online class.

So I'm taking this online class, (in booming distant voice) Technology In Space!!!!, because it sounded pretty interesting.. here's the first weeks assignment.

Post links to the chapters that we are studying or have studied. Links are worth 5 points each up to a maximum of 40 points. That allows a link for each of the chapters indicated in the syllabus. The links will be evaluated based on how "cool" they are.


what the fucking hell.

Sanctity of Marriage

Let's make sure we are preserving the sanctity of marriage the way our president wants; between a man and a woman. But just in case that sanctity doesn't work out, you can buy yourself a Simplified Divorce Kit from Amazon.com. It's only $12.97! So, as long as you get married the correct way, god and George Bush will still love you. But, if it doesn't work out, your divorce will cost you the same amount as your 30 pack of Miller High Life.