Higher learning

So at the end of my library stay, I had left my shanty I constructed in the Decks to make a phone call. Waiting on the call back near the doors I heard the buzzers go off. I immediately looked up to see who was stealing what book. The guy was called back to see what on his person was setting off the alarms. As he approached he reached into the outside pocket of the bag and handed the desk guys a ...wait. Thats not a book? Thats a magazine.

By the way, did you know OU has a subscription to Play Boy? They do. You just have to ask for it, its under the Periodical Desk.

So the guy was trying to walk out with one of said pornographic government bought publications.

I can't decide if it was:
1) Pathetic to try to steal porn from a library, or
2) Retarded to not expect the mag to be tagged, which it obviously was

I'm sure this is going to be the funniest thing I'll ever see in a library. And everyone said sex in the library is a myth.