I'll be in Argentina

I'm going to argentina for an undetermined amount of time.. my flight leaves out of OKC at 10am on Dec 2nd. An ex girlfriend of mine, her grandparents have a citrus plantation near buenos aires.. and I can live there, maids, butlers, citrus. why the fuck not?

So, I've quit working (my 10 hours a week) and decided to drive all over and visit women. I agree with kari about sleeping around.. the problem is I cant do it in tahlequah, becuase I see the same god damned people everywhere, and I dont want to be "that guy". There are far too many "those dudes" here anyway, and i'm not falling into it.. i've already got a pair and a spare in tahlequah, I dont need anymore.

So I decided to go visit a girl in colorado, amazing woman, i'd live with her if she wasnt 12 hours away. Her parents loved me, we had champagne at the country club.. I love colorado springs.. she's super amazing, and fucking gorgeous. So, I left there with a smile on my face and headed to denver.. spend 3 days with an amazing greek girl whom I had only met once before.. drank wine in the snow.. ate well, did our thing. Left her and went to durango.. Tahlequah Jr. I didnt have any girls that I planned on have "maximum cuddles" with, but I was on this kick.. and soon found an interum companion. I was fucking happy. I drive down to socorro to meet with an old girlfriend, drink beer on the rio grande, eat mexican food, play golf.. great. Left her for OKC, met a girl I only knew from online, and she was really really amazinly hot... perfect. I only spent one night with her because the next morning, I woke up to piss, and behind her mirror were about 20 bottles of various meds.. and then she told me she was bi-polar, and painted me this canvas with her tits. I have it in my room now, actually. I fled that scene to fayetteville...

So jane.. the girl I had written about a while back, she's gone and there are two girls staying in her place.. one girl I know, and have no intentions of ever boneing... the other, has internet sex all day, is like, 4'11, and blonde.. yeah.. I'm going to see her, and my favorite ex.. who lives there now. I get to jane's apartment and the entire place is ridden with house flies.. sooooo gross.. and it smells.. these girls are NOT taking care of the place. Its gross.. we dont go out, i drink my hendricks gin, get sloshy, and the blonde takes me to a bedroom.. this is a tiny apartment, thin walls, i find out later, so i'm on this gross ass bed with no sheets, flies everywhere and this slutty ass woman.. i cant handle it and throw her on the floor. I have this "warming" ky.. and I was kinda angry at the entire situation.. so i slathered up my johnson and threw it in her ass to the hilt. there wasnt much resistance, I must say, but she fucking SCREAMED. So I took it out, like a gentleman, and she screamed, "PUT IT BACK IN BITCH". So, me, a little scared, complied.. and pumped her ass full of weiner gravy. i get done and she turns around and sucks the living hell out of my shitty dick. I felt so gross after all this I showered (with flies) and drove to my ex, the most pure attractive girl i've ever seen, and fell asleep with her. i spent the next two days with her, no sex, just drinking wine on mountains...

Came back to tahlequah, and have been in my house for 3 days now, only left to go get tested. And fucking yesterday morning at like 9am, my spare, of the "pair and a spare" walked over to my house, still drunk, hasnt slept, to bone down. There were still people passed out in my house.. and i railed her, loudly waking my guests up. Maybe there is no hope.. I'm just waiting for thanksgiving and then my flight out..

Oh, art show in OKC Dec 1st, free cocktails and wine, make it if you can!

-Steven Paul