ANNOUNCEMENT

Friday, Sept. 29 2:55pm

Today in a surprize and shocking press conference called by CM today he revealed that he is taking a solemn vow of celibacy until he is finished with the LSAT. "I know I'll be dissappointing some ladies out there, but I've decided to become celibate until I'm finished taking the LSAT." he added, "I really need all my focus and energy all saved up for the test."

Friends and the single, angry reporter in attendance of the conference had a spectrum of emotional responses. "For a long time my girlfriend has been telling me the newspaper has been trying to get me to quit. But I never wanted to believe her." said the reporter in a post conference interview. The two of CM's friends who were in attendance of the conference, which was also held at their house disclosed "Wait, so does this mean he WASN'T already in a pledge of celibacy? At least he made it official I guess." said Jake. Peter remarked, "well, my chances that I could hook up with Rosario Dawson have gone up somewhat slightly tonight.....but I guess thats it."

-AP news