Tramp Stamp=Fag Tag?
So last night I was in the Union about to go to Japan Night. In the food court part of the Union some bands were going to play & setting crap up. So Im in the bathroom and washing my hands, at the other sink is a member of whatever band getting his hair just the right amount of spikey and messy. Nothing quite sticks it to The Man like carefully crafted hair that looks like what mine looks like most of the day anyway (I dont own a comb).
Anyway, he was bending down looking into his bag, and as I was walking out I noticed he has a tattoo in that standard place sorority girls put it. Right on the small of the back! I dont think Ive ever seen a guy have one in that spot.
Here's a run down of who I deem may have tattoos:
Soldiers: Unit crest, etc. is appropiate
Oriental Gangsters: The East Asian body tattoo is a great way to let everyone know you're a high ranking Yakuza. 893 suckers!
Slaves: Nothing says "I just got conquered in battle" like some nice markings
Skanky Girls: Just go ahead & let me know without talking to you that you have "missing daddy" issues
Suspect Guys: You're really tough and hard? Thanks for letting me know. I bet you watch "Ultimate Fighting" and constantly say you could do it too right? Lucky guess.
I may have to revisit the tattoo subject, this is fun.
Labels: judging, sticking it to The Man, surprise, tattoo
2 Comments:
Hum.. so the two most "never get a tattoo ever" girls I know, received one each, last week.
The choice? A fingerstache. On the inside of their index finger, they each got a black, train robber-esque mustache tattoo. Its kinda cool.. they'll sit there, across the bar, and hold their finger up to their lip.. and BAM instant mustache. I think it only works on people that cannot grow one proper. hum..
the fingerstache's are funny. and also funny that something so innocent will require some much explanation when youre older.
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