Conspiracy Theory
Glancing...I mean reading the insightful editorials of the Oklahoma Daily today a chick was blabbing about the Vagina Monologues. As she went on and on and on, I had an epiphany, "What if Valentine's Day was just made by some desperate guy trying to have another different kind of V-Day?"
Could Valentines just be the accidental snowball of one guy desperate to get some, and said "Hey, Judy, ummmmm you're so special to me next week I'm making up a holiday for you." Then hilariously all his friends got roped into doing it. It spread, like the blob, consuming all in its path. Much later it was then turned into Darth Vader by Hallmark.
So if this is the case, I salute you guy-who-likes-to-make-up-his-own-holidays/festivals. Although mine is far cooler.
P.S. Typing in "Meat Week" for the first time I found this. Thats it, everything is going to be in Movientcian from now on.
posted by wildfreehorse @ 10:55 AM
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I looked up how Meat Week might be said in good ol' Cherokee. Its insane.
Meat Week- Hawiyah Sunaddodaquasdi
(hah-wee-yaw soo-nah-doe-dah-kwa-sss-dee)
Day 1- utsuti igadv (many parts)
(ooh-chew-tee ee-gah-duh)
Day 2- ayelasdi wahgah (cut cow)
(ah-yea-la-sss-dee wah-gah)
Day 3- tsudalanada (fowl)
(chew-dah-la-nah-dah)
Day 4- advsiqua (pig)
(ah-duh-see-kwa)
Day 5- osda ayelasdi (good cut)
(oh-sss-dah ah-yea-la-sss-dee)
ummm, i'll look into Latin.
Man, last year one of my professors starting reading from the vagina monologues in class. I nearly crapped myself. We couldn't stop laughing. There were about five dudes (out of a silent class of ninety) sitting in the back who were desperately trying to control ourselves--but its just so fucking bad! I had to put my head down and close my ears. For context, think of that episode of beavis and butthead where they are not allowed to laugh for the whole day, so they are just laughing with their mouths closed. It was like that.
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