I'm kinda gross.
Ok, I'm not going to post a full blog.. maybe, we'll see how it goes. just a preview.
First, and for some reason I cant get this out of my head, I filled my mouth with some nice hardened mucus from my nose.. right before I made out with a girl. I made her eat my buggers. Hooray!....
I also sharted in these like, track pants things, like, they're pretty comfortable. anyway, it wasnt a big deal just kinda stinky. I had taken them camping. When I got back, i put them in the dirty laundry hamper. Next day, girl is wearing them around the house. ????????? does she not smell the awful shit coming from the pants? I do. I slept not near her. uhg.
Argentina was filled with debauchery and strangeness. and gay clubs. for the love of god, i dont want to go to a gay club. FUCK.
I started poking around old abandoned houses in Tahlequah. Thats pretty fun, here are a few sample pics.
someone got laaaaaiiidddd!!!
ok.. so then.. I made a drink, hobo's delight.. its like, what hobos drink on their birthday or some shit.. or when they've rolled a drunk and stolen his wallet. Hobo's Delight will make your face explode." The ingredients to Hobo's Delight will set you back $10. If you really wanna drink this stuff, I suggest chilling it real good and proper before mixing. We purchased a 40 oz of Evil Eye, 750 mL of Cisco Red Flavor, 750 mL of Mad Dog 20/20 Orange Jubilee Flavor and a large can of Pineapple Juice.
all prepared up.
and, we made a meatloaf cake. It was delicious. mashed potatoes and peas on the outside. all piped up.
more later.
posted by S. Seikel @ 11:07 AM
6 Comments:
nice. a few times ive snuck into abandoned or being constructed houses in norman. for some reason its a lot more fun than you think it would be.
I invented a drink once, the Zarqawi Bomber. Drop two shots of whiskey into a glass of gatorade. Its actually never been tried.
But Im back in Norman right now, I'll go back to tahlequah more and more as the weather warms. And on a similar subject, Japanese girls seem to be the least hot of any the eastern Oriental's.
1) i don't know what cisco is, red or otherwise, 2) meatloaf cake is genius and i wish i had one right now, 3) wildfreehorse, didn't you invent a ridiculous drink called the first-timer awhile back? maybe that was someone else....
Its true about the japanese. Thai women are pretty where its at.
More drinks.
Satellite TV - A hard boiled egg stuck with toothpicks, olives on the end of the toothpicks, gin to cover
The Devil's Dictionary - Tequila while you watchin' the SPICE channel, and you gotta be
hella yellin' about the sex!
Jeepers Creepers - vodka, which symbolizes formaldehyde, and a shelled walnut, which represents the brain.
mix some of them up.. Cisco is an insane drink.. its insane. and in this insanity, red is a flavor. Much like Red kool-aid. wildfreehorse's favorite. red.
www.bumwine.com will tell you about cisco and his brothers.
ummm, did i invent the 'first-timer'? i dont think so, but then again, it sounds like something i could have invented and dont remember. i do wonder how many lost ideas there are floating in space.
and man, i totally dont drink red kool-aid anymore. i wish i did. but i also dont have lots of drugs in my house anymore. and SB doesnt live on my couch. but i do still carry my mistrust of 'blue' flavored food stuffs.
why no red koolaid? i'll be in norman on the 21st or something. im going to see of montreal. word.
Meatloaf cake = genius
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