Shame on you guys
What I once thought was a well of creativity is now apparent to me as a desert of naught. No one can think up a religion? Not one of you? Shame. Shame on all of you.
p.s. the final is 8am on friday, so dont bother with your lame submissions after that.
posted by wildfreehorse @ 12:07 AM
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That should be the basis of your religion right there. Shame. Oh yeah... catholicism is already taken...
Catholics are dirty.
I had one where you worship vaginas.. but i accidentally closed the window and didnt want to retype it all. meh.
its okay. i made up one thats pretty freaking awesome. it has fighting unicorns, a talking olive that reveals the truth, part of its belief system that demands conversion or death, and a 'hidden' unicorn that comes back to read a book that will bring peace to earth........or destroy it.
psh, unicorns are a myth. so are olives.
whatever! my unicorns and olive messenger have far more wieght than whatever religion your a clergy in.
nothing has more weight than my ass and balls.
and if you didnt figure out, since i'm fasting, I cant really drive, i see shadows and odd things, but I see a croquet tourny in our near future. TCL needs more members.
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