Yum!

So my boss is east indian, and he totally thinks I dig his cooking, which is pretty deck usually. Every once in a while he bring out the crazy shit, nirav shit, things from the old country. I will eat just about anyone once, I mean, anything.

The few things he brought to me the other day will only be tasted once by my gorgeous mouth. I'll try and explain what they are, but the pictures do it ultimate justice.





Okay, this isnt so bad. It tasted just like mango/banana puree, like those cans foreigners drink. Except I wasnt drinking it, it was cold sweet soup. Not terrible, not something I would ever crave either.



This was also really cold, almost frozen. I think its some kind of fried "bread vagina". It was really tough, and flavorless. I had no idea how I was supposed to use this in addition or as a supplement to my meal. Not great.



This.. hum.. this block on the left was similar to vietnamese broken rice, formed in pan with cilantro and poppy seeds. The yellow is obviously curry.. really dry and crumbly. These people were celebrating some celebration at the time this food was given to me, so they dont eat meat. This was good because it was lent at the time. The fried pockets, which I should have split open, were filled with a green pea/mashed potato mixture. Actually, this was the best thing, could have eaten quite a few of those. They also neglect to provide beverages for anything, must be all the sand.



basmati rice with peas and corn, something I could get behind. OH WAIT, there is fucking raisins in this bitch. Raisins are good, in something that has strong flavor such as carne adabado or something, not plain rice, however. yuck. thanks for ruining that.



Okay, the condiments for the meal. The cilantro chutney is really good, and its the best thing they make, its just shit tons of cilantro and a binder of some kind, maybe a little onion, quite good on nahn or something like that. THe orange sticks are, yes, say it, carrots. curry carrots. not terrible. real orange. tastes a little like pickled mango.



behold. looks like trash, pure garbage. tastes like it too. This is literally covered in orange oil, not sauce, just oil. there are various plants in there, supposidly eggplant and bamboo. My boss couldnt even describe it to me. I threw it in the toilet and told him I enjoyed it, but just then, I accidentally let him peer into my eyes, and I know he saw only terror, terror and fear, so I began to weep.

He's given me many other more terrible things, but I had happend to bring my camera to work this day.. I'll try to more often from now on. the end does NOT justify the means. ever.