Do Retarded Things While Sleeping!
So apparently I sleep walk. There has been a few stories people have later told me before, but the other night I actually came to right when I was laying back down becuase of roommate noise. So this time, and the first time, I am actually aware of doing this. What happened was I was pawing at the wall in the hall and eventually got into a closet. CVR will probably be more than glad to tell you the few times he has witnessed this: the less exiting times I walked into his room, and the more embarassing time of trying to pee on a table. I think I have figured it out that I probably don't actually "sleep walk", but during the night may go the bathroom, but not fully wake up. I then either on the way going-to or, coming-from get mixed up on my directions (maybe becuase my eyes arent totally open or something) and end up somewhere else. At least my walking dead expositions are a hilarious topic for my roommates.
posted by wildfreehorse @ 12:47 PM
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You should listen to the comic Mike Birbiglia. He's a sleep walker as well, and has a great story of how he thought he was going to be attacked by bears and jumped out of the 2nd story of a hotel. Good stuff...
I was a sleep walker for a long long time. I had night terrors, and sleep walking. I would trash my room and wake up the next morning with garbage everywhere. Once my parents were apparently shaking me to wake up, I was yelling obscenities and punching air and such. goodtimes. I dont think I've done it in quite a while.. if a girl is in my bed sometimes I "sleep makeout" or "sleep insert weiner" at least thats what I tell them.
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