i have seen the promised land

so i went to the fancy wal-mart for rich people yesterday, and i'm back to tell the tale. my mom was super psyched about it, and she waited for me so we could explore it together. the wine, as promised, was indeed right next to the cosmetics. but seriously, what plano-lady buys cosmetics at wal-mart? pshhh. the clothes were slightly more fashionable, but they must have forgotten that plano is all about image and no one wants to be seen buying OR wearing clothes from wal-mart. duh. that section was empty. the vast open aisles did make it a more pleasant experience but it sure didn't live up to the hype and i don't think wal-mart will convert any rich assholes to wal-mart fans. at best the store was more target-like, but still not as good as target. oh yeah, and there's a super target across the street.