Epiphany!

I got out of my hated 'Intro to Religion' class early yesterday and began aimlessly walking around. My mind wandered onto the movie 'Slither' thats coming out this very weekend. But suddenly, something clicked in my mind. As you all know, I don't mean to brag, but the past few years I have worked hard to become a leading expert on zombies and "Zombie Theory". I was featured in a Foreign Policy as an advisor in a 'You Might Not Expect These Global Changes' story. The Economist said about me "When there is a zombie outbreak, run screaming to [my] house". Anyway, I just wanted to get my credentials out there since the next part of this post is so shocking. (I know you are already asking why there is not an easilykillingzombies.blogspot.com)

It dawned on me that of all the hours of debating magical and viral/bacterial zombies I have never considered the parasite zombie. As for my theory on how to survive this type of outbreak, I do not think it is substantially changed. Clearly, it creates a far more annoying and serious situation of how to prevent zombification among remaining humans. Fear not, after considering the movie I will update my survivial theory to prevent you from becoming part of the mindless masses (insert television or consumerism joke). Until then, be wary of anyone wanting to kiss you neck.........or brain.