amazement

So i've been all busy and shit, and many adventures have been had.. too much for a blog. so here's just what I am doing at this very moment. So last night, a party formed at steves house, fun fun, drinking vodka perrier, listening to yacht rock, wearing captains hats. So we all get sauced and decide to go to the bar, hooray! bar. people that I thought didnt like me, decided to be real friendly to me.. but then i went to the bathroom and GONE everyones gone. so these dudes invite me back to a party, and i'm gonna ride with this girl.. who is kissing me on the neck and shit, and I really really dont want her to, she's anti-awesome. somehow people think its more appropriate to kiss someone on the neck than the cheek.. anyway, she fucking runs the fuck off, and i have to ride with this older indian dude.. weird. but I get to the party and its all 18 year old college freshmen, I show them how to bong beers, unsuccessfully hit on some girls. I talk to this black dude about religion and it goes really well, which never seems to happen, because I dont believe in god and the like, but we had a good talk. I walk to a friends house at 4 in the morning with that bong, eat her food and she drives me home, for some retarded reason I smoked pot and my roommate found me face down in the living room in my panties. i dont remember what happened between 4am and 7am.. not much i assume.

my grandmother is planning some big production for my birthday, i've never had a celebration for my birthday. ever. and she wants to do it on my actual birthday. curious.

so i want a cat that walks on his hind legs and drinks tiny martini's. please get that for me for my birthday. please. look at my books section of my profile, i want that. that thing in the picture there. achewood style.

so last night, i came up with this new game WGE. when someone new is around, they ahve to play WGE. Last night, my friend nathan had this nice SLR digital camera, and my friends and I were going to the bathroom and taking pictures of our dicks, and now we're gonna put our faces above the wangs, and you have to match the face with the wang. worst game ever.

today i was at the gun store, and the schwans lady was in there and i was all, "laaaaaaaddddyyyyy do you have those orange push up pop things?" and she did so i bought 24 orange pushems. mmmmmmmm.


my friend was at the bar last night, she IM'd me this.

(15:29:04) leahs1929: i threw up last night
(15:29:09) leahs1929: in camerons sink
(15:29:16) leahs1929: he threw up in a trash can at the bar
(15:29:40) leahs1929: i'm now suffering from seikelitis


its fun to be my friend. like this girl

(16:19:14) seikel: i need something for the wank bank
(16:19:24) kimberly5883: well, i'm sorry.
(16:19:29) seikel: :(
(16:19:41) seikel: wank.
(16:19:42) seikel: bank.
(16:19:44) kimberly5883: just look at that picture you took of your penis.
(16:19:47) kimberly5883: that should suffice.

i had chilequilas for lunch. mmmmmmmmmm.